Category Archives: WAR ON X-MAS

Mr. Fakie’s War on Xmas – Alien Workshop DIY Deck Kit

The Alien Workshop DIY DECK KIT is my final assault on Xmas!   What better gift to give, or receive for the industrious skateboarder. (I bought one for myself and gave one as a gift) You actually get to make your … Continue reading

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Mr. Fakie’s War on Xmas – Sect Socks

Attention Loyal Pawns! You must buy these Toy Machine Sect Eye Socks.  Both Orange and Green. They will go great with your Emerica Toy Machine China Flats and add a nice extra layer of cushion.  I picked up the red … Continue reading

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Mr. Fakie’s War on Xmas – How to Shop at Wal-Mart!

More of a guide to shopping, then a gift idea.   This Video is a BUST and keeps getting pulled for copyright infringement. Kids need to compose their own jams when making youtube videos. Let me sum it up for … Continue reading

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Mr. Fakie’s War on Xmas – Barrier Kult Skateboard Decks

Hordes slashing ceremoniously at the violent transition barriers. The ultimate ritual to honor all that represents the earth, the solstice, the longest and darkest time of the year. Treat your heathen to one of these fine decks from Skull Skates. … Continue reading

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Mr. Fakie’s War on Xmas – Harmony Korine The Collected Fanzines

Xmas is coming fast so I need to up my attacks. Who could assault the squareness of family friendly holiday fun better then the twisted mind of Harmony Korine?Mrs. Fakie gave this to me as an early Chanukah gift last … Continue reading

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Mr. Fakie’s War on Xmas – Herbivore Koala

My War on Xmas continues today with Herbivore Clothing Companie’s most metal hood!  A black Zip-up with a horned and helmeted Koala emblazoned on the back. Herbivore cross on front made hesh.  A little known fact, the Koala is a … Continue reading

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Mr. Fakie’s War on Xmas – Holliday Hell Roast

The Vegan Black Metal Chef brings us to the second installment of my War on Xmas.  He’ll show us how to roast up a Holliday(sic) Hell Roast for your Pagan Feast.  Preparing such a dark meal praises all that is … Continue reading

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Mr. Fakie’s War on X-MAS – Stereo Vinyl Cruiser

Let the War on X-Mas begin, with the Stereo Vinyl Cruiser! Banana boards are near and dear to the hearts of anyone who grew up in the 70’s and 80’s. It was a time when heavy metal was evil and … Continue reading

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