Vegetable Shredder – Deer Man of Dark Woods

NAME: DEER MAN OF DARK WOODS

LOCATION: VANCOUVER, B.C. CANADA

OCCUPATION: PROFESSIONAL SKATEBOARDER

Where do you like skating? RITUAL BARRIER, MAGICAL BARRIER, LEESIDE RITUALS, BRIDGEPORT BARRIER.

Why did you go Veg? OUT OF RESPECT FOR ALL ANIMAL LIFE. ALSO, IT IS STAND AGAINST OLD CHRISTIAN WAYS AND TRADITIONS – THE CHRISTIAN ACT OF ‘HARVESTING’ NATURE IS WASTEFUL AND DISRESPECTFUL AND THESE ACTS MUST BE FOUGHT AGAINST. VEGETARIANISM IS STRONG STATEMENT AGAINST THE MISTREATMENT OF ANIMALS.

What is your favorite thing to skate and why? BARRIERS. ABRUPT TRANSITION VIOLENCE IS THE PUREST AND MOST MILITANT FORM OF SKATEBOARDING. ALSO, BARRIER SKATING IS AN ODE TO THE EARLY 80’S SKATE MENTALITY THAT THE BARRIER KULT HOLDS TRUE TO.

What shoe are you skating in now? THE EMERICA SIGNATURE BARRIER KULT SHOE. 100% SYNTHETIC SUEDE AND CANVAS. EMERICA IS THE TRUEST OF ALL SKATE SHOE BRANDS. PURELY DESIGN FOR SKATEBOARDING BY SKATEBOARDERS.

Or just say whatever you want about skating Veg…THE DEER MAN OF DARK WOODS MANDATE IS TO EDUCATE YOUTH CULTURE REGARDING THE MISTREATMENT OF ANIMALS (THAT OCCURS DAILY). I STRIVE TO USE MY INFLUENCE IN PERSUADING SKATEBOARDERS TO STAND STRONG AGAINST THIS ANIMAL AND WILDLIFE ABUSE/MISTREATMENT.

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Much thanks and gratitude to Halloween Vegetable Shredder Deer Man of Dark Woods. Also thanks to Emerica for collaboration on such an epic Vegan Skateboard shoe. Hope to see another one soon. Until then check out the Barrier Kult clothing line. A portion of royalties go to Wild ARC, a Wild Life Rehabilitation Center in British Columbia.

-Mr Fakie